Sunday, December 29, 2013

Cape Cod Vacation: The Final Days


I realize there are times when I'm too hard on myself since I haven't shown the discipline to keep up with this blog.  However, there is some benefit in allowing some time to pass before writing about an experience.  After some delay, the best memories sink in and the dreck can be forgotten.  At least that's what I'm going to tell myself.  After posting my last series of pictures during my Cape Cod vacation, I figured it was time to bring this dramatic story to a close.

After an evening of dinner, drinking, music and late night wading, followed by an early morning expedition to hunt down my elusive cell phone, I was hoping to have some time to recover.  Alas, it was not meant to be as the family plan was to go to Coast Guard Beach for the day.  I was hungover and in a piss poor mood as we loaded into two cars and headed north to Eastham.  My mood improved when we stopped at Dunkin Donuts and I got an iced caffeinated beverage in my system.

My euphoria didn't last long as most people on the Cape decided to go to Coast Guard Beach that day.  The line of cars waiting to get into the parking lot, which was so far away it required a tram to take us to the beach, was discouraging.  Fortunately, we had season parking passes and the ranger on duty waived us through.  We had to go through the exit lane to get to the parking lot, much to the indignation of some woman trying to leave.  She made some shithead  remark, which we heard since the windows of both vehicles were down.  My sister-in-law was quick with a scathing retort.  We parked at the far end of the parking lot and when we trudged to the tram waiting area, we were met with a line reminiscent of a Disneyland ride.



The day was hot, the line was long, and my hangover was only mildly better.  Once we made it onto the beach, though, we were treated to marvelous views.



We spent the day alternating between braving the hot sand and the cold water.  The waves looked a little daunting, but once in the water, you could have fun jumping, diving, and body surfing in them.  My brother spent the most time in the water with his eldest son, but did end the day carrying his youngest into the waves with him.  The day was particularly heart-pounding for his youngest as he went missing from the beach for a good 15 minutes.  G-Bug learned he was found by the shower area on the bluffs and went to get him.  I guess one could say it was a heart-pounding day for all of us.

Saturday, November 16, 2013

365 in 365: Images 203 through 209

The Captain's back with a new and improved internet service, thanks to his First Mate! We also got a new cable box so we can watch HD programs on our HD television.  I have renewed vigor for updating my blog, until I'm distracted by something shiny.  Today, I can smell snow on the wind, so it's a perfect time to post pictures from this summer.

No. 203:  07-22-2013
First Encounter Beach















No. 204:  07-23-2013
Commercial Street in Provincetown

















No. 205:  07-24-2013
Coast Guard Beach
















No. 206:  07-25-2013
Map of the area where we stayed.  The cottage
was located in the upper left corner by
Cape Cod Bay.























No. 207:  07-26-2013
The upstairs bar of the Lobster Claw



















No. 208:  07-27-2013
One of the interesting blooms around the cottage




















No. 209:  07-28-2013
Change of pace.  This is a wall of old sewing machines in the
window of a store on Newbury Street in Boston.


Saturday, October 26, 2013

My Spat With A Minor (Single-A) Celebrity


Pete Abraham is a troll, both in social media and in appearance.

I’ll admit I have enjoyed reading his “Extra Bases” blog on boston.com as he provides some good insight on the Red Sox and his summaries offer quick notes before each game.  However, there are times when Mr. Abraham has taken an attitude that chaps my ass and affects my overall opinion of him.

Here is the anatomy of these Pete Abraham posts:
Pete:  *Offers a series of stats that puts the team or a player in a bad light* 
Victim:  “Well, the team should do (X).” 
Pete:  “You’re stupid.  Look at these other facts I did not include in my original post, yet seem to have handy after you posted your silly response.” 
Victim:  “I’m not stupid.  You’re a hack!” 
Pete:  “No.  You are.”
The conversation starts to devolve from there; and woe onto those who use the improper version of ‘you’re.’

I had been annoyed when witnessing these baiting tactics, but my ass-chapping reached its zenith when I fell victim to them; hence the ease with which I made my earlier ad hominem attack.  In early August, Pete had tweeted where in the batting order Boston first baseman Mike Napoli had typically hit.  He ended the tweet saying the team was being patient with him.  I used this as an opportunity to ask if he felt Napoli would break Mark Bellhorn’s regular season team record for strikeouts.  Below is the exchange.


Now, I might be overly sensitive, but I felt Pete’s attitude was very dismissive; and he may have thought the view was “senseless,” but he used the word in an exchange with me, so I took it personally.  I probably didn’t use the best of baseball logic, considering I borrowed the “strikeout is the most unproductive of outs” from Tim McCarver, but if you dig through enough of his dirt, you can find some gems.  At any rate, Pete seemed uninterested in discussing Napoli’s strikeout total, until less than a week later he made this tweet:



WTF, Dude?!

Sunday, September 22, 2013

365 in 365: Images 196 through 202

Made it to the 200th day/photo!  This week's series of photos includes a couple from our family vacation to Cape Cod.  I'm starting to close the gap!

No. 196:  07-15-2013
One of several Snoopy statues around
St. Paul.  This one is outside the 5*8 Tavern
near our house.  They are famous for the
"Juicy Lucy" but the best is found at
Tuggs Tavern, IMO.


























No. 197:  07-16-2013 (placeholder)
Is the logo for Notre Dame the new Jesus fish?





















No. 198:  07-17-2013
An interactive periodic table in the chemistry building at the U of M
















No. 199:  07-18-2013
A river cruise embarkation area near the U of M
















No.200:  07-19-2013
A full duffle bag in preparation for vacation.






















No. 201:  07-20-2013
Straight on to the Cape!

















No. 202:  07-21-2013
Minnesota has cabins.  The Cape has cottages.

365 in 365: Images 189 through 195

I can't claim to have been particularly inspired to find subjects to take pictures of for this week (the second of July).  We were deep into summer, I was getting overwhelmed at work and looking forward to our vacation.  I was in survival mode and just trying to get through the week.

No. 189:  07-08-2013
Found another car that was crushed by a tree limb for the
storm a couple weeks prior.




















No. 190:  07-09-2013
A view of St. Paul further down the Mississippi River.














No.191:  07-10-2013
Some boats on Lake Calhoun.













No. 192:  07-11-2013
The "quad" area on the U of M campus.

















No. 193:  07-12-2013
A better view of St. Paul taken from the high bridge
of Highway 149.
















No. 194:  07-13-2013
More boats on Lake Calhoun




















No. 195:  07-14-2013
Same boats, different angle of Lake Calhoun

Sports, Sports, Sports, Sports

It was a full week of sports for me, in as much I will be updating you on the three sports-related activities I'm involved in.  In related news, the Red Sox secured the AL East pennant for just the 7th time in team history and yesterday the Gophers football team beat San Jose State to go to 4-0 against non-conference teams.  They seem like a good team this year, but the U of M has historically played pathetically within their conference. Here's hoping they buck the trend.

I bowled last week after having one week off to take a business trip to Winnipeg. I'm not yet in bowling condition, but that didn't stop me from getting my own ball.  My nickname among some of my friends and colleagues is "Frank the Tank," and I've taken a step to secure its permanence.



My scores from last week weren't all that great.  Maybe with the new ball, I'll show some improvement.  It's heavier than I'm used to, so it's going to take some time, but I have until April to build up some strength.

September 19, 2013
Game 1
62, 61, S81, X, 71, 81, X, 7/, S62, 6- = 109

Game 2
52, X, 81, 9/, 9-, X, X, X, S72, 53 = 156

Game 3
9-, 8-, 8/, 9/, 9-, 9-, S7-, 71, 9/, 3/8 = 119

Series Total:    384
Series Avg.:     128
Season Avg.:    127
Season Hdcp.:  65


Last Sunday, my Fantasy Football team came thisclose to winning its first game (out of two week played so far).  I was about 25 points shy of my opponent, but had my best receiver playing on Monday night.  I figured if he got 8 catches for 140 yards and a touchdown, that would give me enough points for the win; and this stat line wasn’t out of the realm of possibility for him.  He ended up with 6 catches for 41 yards and I fell well short of victory.  On the plus side, this week I play against the only other team at 0-2, so my odds are quite good.  Whether at winning or losing, I’m not sure.



In the football pool, I picked 8 of 16 games correctly.  I’m now in 7th place of 12 players and 8 points away from first place.  The fact I’m having a slow start on all my seasons is an understatement.



365 in 365: Images 182 through 188

The week of pictures contained in this post commemorates two special events.  The first in order and importance to me is G-Bug's birthday, the other is the Fourth of July.  I had to go it alone for the Fourth as the Wifey had to work late.  I decided to take in the fireworks at the Riverplace as I had only been there a couple times and not for several years since.  I didn't get a good view because I picked a spot expecting the display to be over the river.  Turns out, I misjudged where over the river and the actual show was to my right and obscured by trees.

The atmosphere prior to the atmosphere was great, as Main Street was packed and there were food trucks and street performers everywhere.  I stopped at one truck to get a burrito, only to get most of the sauce on my nice, white T-shirt.  After the display, leaving the scene was a nightmare and took nearly an hour just to get out of the parking garage.  Still, it was a nice night to celebrate the country's independence.

No. 182:  07-01-13 (placeholder)
Lake Calhoun on a summer day
















No. 183:  07-02-13
Happy Birthday, G-Bug!
She was about 7 months old in this picture.























No. 184:  07-03-2013
Here she is on the day we were able to celebrate with her.


















No.185:  07-04-2013
People were starting to line up on the Stone Arch Bridge
hours in advance of the fireworks.

















No. 186:  07-05-2013 (placeholder)
The mood at Riverplace was electric.



















No. 187:  07-06-2013 (placeholder)
This is the most crowded I have ever seen the Stone Arch Bridge.


















No. 188:  07-07-2013 (placeholder)
After the show at Riverplace, there were others I could see
in the distance while I waited in the parking garage.  Best I could
do was get a picture of Hennepin Ave Bridge lit up.

Sunday, September 15, 2013

365 in 365: Images 175 through 181

Finally getting to the end of June.  While the Wifey and I were in Chicago, the Twin Cities experienced some severe thunderstorms.  We were concerned because we have a large maple tree dominating our back yard that drops loose branches whenever the wind picks up.  This week of pictures captured the weather damage around Minneapolis/St. Paul.

No. 175:  06-24-2013
A tree taking down a power line at a park near our house















No. 176:  06-25-2013
The shredded remains of a tree and a fence
















No. 177:  06-26-2013
A snapped tree narrowly missing a house on the River Road















No. 178:  06-27-2013
The flooded Mississippi River near downtown St. Paul


















No. 179:  06-28-2013
Winds pulled this tree, and many others, right out of the ground

















No. 180:  06-29-2013
Damaged historical marker near Riverplace in Minneapolis

















No. 181:  06-30-2013
The remains of a pine tree that collapsed on this car